Start with a bit of bubble water. Add a few feathers you found on the ground. Throw in a silver penny and an old whistle. A pinch of black pepper and pollen for sneezes in summer. A dash of glitter for sparkles. A pair of old glasses for squinty little eyes. Stir well, and let simmer for twenty-three years. Then pour into the funniest looking box you can find. Extra points if it plays music.
Serve at seventy four degrees or higher. Any colder, and she whines.
. fanwork masterpost
Well, I think I’ve got enough of a handle on this thing to try and put some of my bookoos of kink meme stuff up. The whole reason I came here. Yay! This post is currently a placeholder so…eyes on! Or…something. :P
……wow, that sounded so much better in my head.